{"product_id":"k-ss-my-ass-sweats","title":"Kiss My A** Sweatpants","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eONLY $19.99 UNTIL MIDNIGHT!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f7f7f7; border-radius: 50px; box-shadow: 0px 2px 6px rgba(0,0,0,0.1); padding: 15px 20px; display: flex; flex-direction: column; gap: 8px; margin-top: 20px;\" class=\"pagepilot-featuredReview\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; gap: 3px;\" class=\"stars\"\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.4;\" class=\"review\"\u003e\"These sweatpants are a total vibe. Comfy enough for Netflix binges, cheeky enough to make a statement at the grocery store.\"\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 6px; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-weight: 600;\" class=\"author\"\u003e✅ Jordan L.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center; margin-top: 25px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlayful, Comfy \u0026amp; Unapologetic 😘\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Kiss My A** Sweatpants\u003c\/strong\u003e bring the perfect mix of sass and softness. With a bold red lip print on the back, they’re made for anyone who loves comfort but still wants to turn heads (and maybe raise some eyebrows) wherever they go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 600px; margin: auto;\"\u003e\u003cvideo playsinline=\"\" loop=\"loop\" muted=\"\" autoplay=\"autoplay\" style=\"width: 100%; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 0 4px 20px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);\"\u003e\n    \u003csource type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/videos\/c\/o\/v\/1530bc3decfc492b8083b89466c5da43.mp4\"\u003e\n    Your browser does not support the video tag.\n  \u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center; margin-top: 25px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCozy Fit, Bold Attitude\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade for lounging and living loud\u003c\/strong\u003e, these sweats feature a relaxed fit, ultra-soft fleece, and a playful pop of personality. Whether you’re running errands or just running your mouth, they’ll have you covered—literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 600px; margin: auto;\"\u003e\u003cvideo playsinline=\"\" loop=\"loop\" muted=\"\" autoplay=\"autoplay\" style=\"width: 100%; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 0 4px 20px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);\"\u003e\n    \u003csource type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/videos\/c\/o\/v\/b635c9edf1db4fe889981a42efbcafbc.mp4\"\u003e\n    Your browser does not support the video tag.\n  \u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center; margin-top: 25px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear Them Your Way\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePair them with sneakers for street style, slippers for home life, or heels if you dare\u003c\/strong\u003e—these sweatpants don’t follow rules, and neither should you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 600px; margin: auto;\"\u003e\u003cvideo playsinline=\"\" loop=\"loop\" muted=\"\" autoplay=\"autoplay\" style=\"width: 100%; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 0 4px 20px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);\"\u003e\n    \u003csource type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/videos\/c\/o\/v\/fd3360b5a0ec4928a20bacb6c8b762cb.mp4\"\u003e\n    Your browser does not support the video tag.\n  \u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center; margin-top: 25px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✔️ Features You'll Love:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"padding-left: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Ultra-soft fleece fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e – Cozy, breathable, and made for all-day wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e💋 Bold red lip print\u003c\/strong\u003e – A cheeky statement piece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🛋 Relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e – Comfort without compromising style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🧼 Easy care\u003c\/strong\u003e – Machine wash cold, tumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🌈 Available in multiple colors\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gray, black, and more\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat Our Customers Are Saying:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; max-width: 600px; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 20px; border-radius: 8px; background: #f9f9f9; margin-bottom: 20px; box-shadow: 0px 2px 6px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"These sweats are hilarious AND comfortable. I’ve had strangers compliment me in the coffee line!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- Sam R.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 20px; border-radius: 8px; background: #f9f9f9; margin-bottom: 20px; box-shadow: 0px 2px 6px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Bought them for the joke, ended up wearing them all the time because they’re THAT comfy.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- Alex M.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 20px; border-radius: 8px; background: #f9f9f9; margin-bottom: 20px; box-shadow: 0px 2px 6px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"They make me laugh every time I put them on—and my partner can’t stop smirking.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- Taylor K.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 20px; border-radius: 8px; background: #f9f9f9; margin-bottom: 20px; box-shadow: 0px 2px 6px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Perfect for errands, naps, and making a statement without saying a word.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- Jamie F.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 20px; border-radius: 8px; background: #f9f9f9; margin-bottom: 20px; box-shadow: 0px 2px 6px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Comfy, sassy, and machine washable—what more could you want?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- Morgan W.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 20px; border-radius: 8px; background: #f9f9f9; box-shadow: 0px 2px 6px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Best $10 I’ve ever spent. People love them, and so do I.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- Riley P.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eAre they unisex?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes! The Kiss My A** Sweatpants are designed for everyone—just pick your size and own the look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eDo they shrink in the wash?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot if you follow the care instructions—machine wash cold and tumble dry low keeps them looking fresh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eIs the lip print durable?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. The high-quality print stays vibrant wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eAre they see-through?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope! They’re made with thick, cozy fleece so you can lounge without worry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe offer sizes S through XXL. 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